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Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha!, Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from!
onsequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.
A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hain. Hain to ye aanso per lagta hai raata bhatak gaye hain.
an't believe that after all the shit that's happened between them, they are still together. Who? Ur bums.
Osama to Big B: How are you?? Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you? Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.
Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A: A Moti-vaiting.
Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.
Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE? Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri bahein thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.
Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.
Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.
Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.
The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents' advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.
When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.
A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes... No fun, send money, your son! Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad!
You should do two things in the morning...Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry ,I cry. U lauf I lauf. U jump out of the window... I look down & then... I lauf again
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.
Saleem: How does an attorney sleep? Javed: First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other
Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.
Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS
A reaent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
i love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !
Ahat si koi ho to lagta hai ke tum ho, Hawa koi Lehrai to lagta hai ke tum ho, Ab tum hi batao ke tum kissi bhoot se kam ho?
My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental 10% senti and 90% mental
Some times I think y I like u? Sometime i think y I miss u? Some times I think y I love u? Than I feel that I really like Cartoons
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?
You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na"
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hainVo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hainYeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaastetussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaasteek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyoMarr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar detadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar deApni awaaz nahi sunani to mat sunaKam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
I've seen angels in the sky,**I've seen snow fall in July,I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,**But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai**ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul hairoyo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain**unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain
Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan.499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo
What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comesthat the subscriber u have dialed is a monkeyplz contact zoo for detail
Teri aankain jhuki jhukitera chehra khila khilajab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila