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Vo sochte honge usko aksar,jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!
Someday u may lose ur hair.**u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.**coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
ou look so fine!I want to...break your heart and give you mine
You are like the sunshine so warm,you are like sugar, so sweet...you are like you...and that's the reason why I love you!
Love is like war...Easy to start...Difficult to end...Impossible to forget
Do you believe in love at first sightor do I have to walk by again??
I've seen angels in the sky,**I've seen snow fall in July,I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,**But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People**Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More**But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,**RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8 ho,SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,**KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaunisliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
A Friend is Sweet when its NEWIts Sweeter when its TRUEBut you know that its the sweetest when it is U
Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS Type raha hai.
Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gahra koi nahi.Ab aapki kya tarif karu...Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,**gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,**tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENT
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.FRM MALEFTY (KG)
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain. MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Love affairs: Something like cricket, where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.? Santa: Very long!
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING? Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
f ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are reading dis message in their right hand!
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!